They can wear a white shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt.
People never stare at their chests when they're
talking to them.
They have one mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase and one jeans
if someone forgets to invite them, he or she
can still be their friend.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
They only have to shave their faces and necks.
They can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes
Last but not least, They don't have to scream before a sudden braking