We have to repeat everything

Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing (For a change).

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up

I only drink a little, but when I do...

Hiding from wife... Bar phone rates

The food you orderered

 

When the food you ordered has already arrived, but you still looking at whats on the menu 

Men are the best cooks.

 

 Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months 

Few women admit their age...

Few women admit their age but very few men act theirs

Worst enemies

Whiskey and beer are a man's worst enemies, but the man who runs away from his enemies is a coward

Busty lady in elevator

Busty lady in elevator