Showing posts with label Male jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Male jokes. Show all posts

I only drink a little, but when I do...




The food you orderered

When the food you ordered has already arrived, but you still looking at whats on the menu 

Men are the best cooks.


 Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage and a little bit of milk, he can fill a girl's tummy for nine months 

Worst enemies

Whiskey and beer are a man's worst enemies, but the man who runs away from his enemies is a coward

Let go or be dragged

A Zen proverb captures a brutal reality with five words: let go or be dragged. It reminds us that holding on does not stop motion; it merely...