Never date a girl who can't respect your wife

Fall in love with yourself

Date yourself, take yourself out to eat, dont share your popcorn at the cinema with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself

When a girl cancels a date, its because she has to. When a guy cancels a date its because he has TWO

When a girl cancels a date, its because she has to.  When a guy cancels a date its because he has TWO