How many men did you sleep with?

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy

All women think the same things about men

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Men are so sneaky

"Ladies first"
is just a nice way of saying
"Let me look at your ass while
you walk in front of me"

Men are so sneaky.

Men are so sneaky

A camel can work for a whole week without drinking..

"Dear ladies, there are 2 types of husbands."

Type1 : Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, who always listens, loves shopping, has his credit card ready for u at the drop of a hat, appreciates everything u do & ready to sacrifice his life for u.

Men are happy creatures always..... because...

Their last names stays put.
They can wear a white shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.

The food you orderered

 

When the food you ordered has already arrived, but you still looking at whats on the menu 

There are 70 ways to keep man happy..

Another woman

One out of four men is happy

5 ways for a man to be completely happy

Wife said......

5 ways for man to be completely happy.

5 ways for man to be completely happy.

1. Be with a woman who makes you laugh
2. Be with a woman who gives you her time
3. Be with a woman who takes care of you
4. Be with a woman who really loves you
5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know each other!