When I finish in 9.8 seconds

You can make a wish

Men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came

Men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. Yeah i came to
the wrong house
Be quiet.

14 days isolation takes what's important. Avoid human contact

Long drives go best with short dresses

Beginner and expert

A woman can argue for three straight hours, but two minutes into a blowjob her jaw starts to hurt

Notice by HR department

Girl from Columbia

Hand job

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?  In memory of all the faces buried there..

Are these brand names or side effects?

Use the word 'Harassment' in a sentence

Liar

 

You liar. That blowjob did nothing for my soarthroat