When someone says "You have changed"

 

You act like it's you against the world but it's really you against yourself

You against yourself

A praying mouse can never escape from preying eagle

The funny thing is when you don't let people disrespect you, they start calling you difficult

I'm great in bed...

I can sleep for days

If a woman says "Do what you want"

Stand still, don't blink, don't answer, don't even breathe. Just play dead

Arguing with strangers about politics

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much as time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers about politics.

Political quotes, Sarcastic quotes, Internet quotes

Common sense is not a gift...

Support intelligence... Sleep with an atheist

Killing them with kindness...

If I was a bird

Who are you?

Take off your mask when you are speaking to me

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is just one more free service we offer

It is easier to build strong childrent than to repair broken men.

It is easier to build strong childrent than to repair broken men.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, its a beautiful day

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, its a beautiful day

While Im alive

Dont come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show how much you care about now..while Im alive

Fool and wise

Fools take a knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord and free themselves from the fools

Never confuse education with intelligence

Never confuse education with intelligence