Sex is like a gas station

I hate it when people act...

Some people will only like you...

I love when people get mad...

When I was eighteen....

A car's weakest part

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you ?

To all girls who die for a zero figure..

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy

Money can't buy ha ha

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Most men have an inborn talent of recognizing women

Helping with housework

Sex after a certain age...

Sex after a certain age should be removed from the list of sins and placed in the list of miracles

Corona quotes...Stay inside it's more fun

Any meeting without food is an email

He loved asses so much, he became one...

Claustrophobia is the fear of closed space

Dejabrew: Slowly remembering things you did while drunk

A foolish man complains of his torn pocket ...