I have seen you before

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of the world-famous detective Sherlock Holmes, was not above telling self- deprecating tales. In one situation, he was waiting at a taxi stand outside the railway station in Paris. 

The privilege of drinking with friends

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you ?

Great run..

If we are gonna watch the news, I will need my glasses

Wrong question..

A Russian Jew had been allowed to emigrate to Israel. 

At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked him, "What is this?"

May be this is not the year to get everything you want. This is the year to appreciate what you have

What we see mainly depends on what we look

Take life day by day and be grateful for the little things. Don't get stressed over what you can't control

Prayer

I'm not adding this year to my age, I didn't use it

Those are for the profile picture

Either he's gone or the net is down

Mom left her phone here..