Google plus

Google plus is the gym of social networking. We all join but nobody actually uses it

#Funny quotes

Marriage is a relationship

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband

#Marriage quotes, #Husband quotes

Three kinds of people

There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math and those who aren't

#Funny quotes, #Math quotes

Lazy rule. 1

If I can't reach it, I don't need it.

#Lazy quotes

Difference between the government and organized crime

Difference between the government and organized crime. One is organized

#Government quotes, #Crime quotes

Behind every angry woman

Behind every angry woman, stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Woman quotes

Definition of a happy couple

Definition of a happy couple is.. He does what she was and she does what she wants

#Couple quotes,#Happy quotes

''We need to talk''

We need to talk:  The one sentence that has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life

#Funny quotes

Alcohol

Alcohol is just water with feelings in it

#Alcohol quotes

Happiness is...

Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you

#Happiness quotes,#Funny quotes

Askhole

  

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

#Funny quotes

Happiness

Happiness is not having to set your alarm clock for the next day

#Happiness quotes

Religion

Religion is like the male nipple, it has survived years of human evolution despite having no useful purpose.

#Religion quotes

Best friends

Best friends are the ones who will never allow you to take single selfie

#Friends quotes, #Selfie quotes

The living proof

Pandas..The living proof that you can be fat just by eating salad

#Funny quotes

Remember how blessed You are...

Stop focusing on how stressed you are and remember how blessed you are

Holding on to anger

Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

#Anger quotes

Talk about your joys

Talking about our problems is our greatest addiction. Break the habit. talk about your joys

A strong friendship

A strong friendship doesn't need daily conversation, doesn't always need togetherness, as long as the relationship lives in the heart, true friends will never part

People will always have something negative to say

 

Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say 

Dont be distracted by criticism

The only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you

If somone says, ''thats impossible''

I'd someone says 'That's impossible,' You should understand it as.. According to my very limited experience and narrow understanding of reality, that's very unlikely

Self respect beats social approval. Everytime

Self respect beats social approval.  Everytime

People laugh cos I'm different...

People laugh cos I'm different  I laugh cos they are all the same

I myself

I myself am entirely made of flaws stitched together with good intentions

The food you orderered

 

When the food you ordered has already arrived, but you still looking at whats on the menu 

When life brings big winds ..

When life brings big winds of change that almost blows you over, close your eyes, hang on tight, have faith and believe.

A happy heart never grows old

A happy heart never grows old

Love is not based on sex

Love is not based on sex. Love is based on respect, trust and honesty

A clear rejection

A clear rejection is always better than a fake promise

Positive experience

At any moment, one positive experience has the ability to completely change your life in wonderful and unimaginable ways

Argument with a woman

Argument with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. At the end you ignore everything and click