Pole dancing just ain't what it used to be

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls

I'm great in bed...

I can sleep for days

Eyes are wide open..

Success isn't just about what you accomplish...

Success is not just about what you accomplish in your life, it's about what you inspire others to do.

Will I get a discount if I don't need the top?

You are never too old

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream

Sometimes you have to take a step back..

Sometimes you have to take a step back just to save others

They are just tired

Your friends who work 40+hours a week aren't avoiding you, they are just tired

Those who can make you believe absurdities..

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities

The person responsible for your happiness

Look in the mirror. You are now looking at the person responsible for your happiness

Freedom of religion in action

The best part about life

Every morning you have a new opportunity to become a happier version of yourself

Move on

Head up, stay strong. Fake a smile, move on

Nobody dies a Virgin

Back in my day a selfie was something

Being alone is so addicting once you notice how peaceful it is

Add life to your years

Always find a reason to laughing. It may not add years to your life, but it will suresh add life to your years

Be kind always

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind always

A place where people love everyone no matter their race, color, religion or sexuality

Friends are like orgasms. Nobody wants a fake one

Can you please have a talk with your son ?

Satan

Because without a scapegoat you might have to take personal responsibility for your own actions

It's my wife....!

Falling in love is easy. But staying in love is very special

Falling in love is easy. But staying in love is very special

Will power is like a muscle

Will power is like a muscle. The more you train it, the stronger it gets

Happiness is a shadow of harmony

I would call the cops, but I can't really see anything

A place where people love everyone, no matter their color, religion or sexuality

Don't treat people as bad as they are....

Don't treat people as bad as they are. Treat them as good as you are

The reason people awaken

The reason people awaken, is because they have finally stopped agreeing to things that insult their soul

Revenge is not in my plan

Too busy is a myth

Too busy is a myth. People make time for the things that are really important to him

All have a unique character like salt

All have a unique character like salt. It's presence is not felt but it's absence makes everything tasteless

That's not what I meant by doggy style

Happiness is not about getting all you want...

Happiness is not about getting all you want, it is about enjoying all you have