If at first you don't succeed, drink whisky

In wine, there is love

Rub it for out side wounds. Drink it for inside wounds

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge

I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up

Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a blue film on a radio

I only drink a little, but when I do...

I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up

I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up

There are 70 ways to keep man happy..

Alcoholic

An inspiration to call your ex

Drinking stages....

If you see a beer, you have got a serious drinking problem

The only men I trust are Jim, Jack and Jose

The only men I trust are Jim, Jack and Jose

When you are drunk but need to set an alarm for the morning

When you are drunk but need to set an alarm for the morning

If someone drunk texts you

Choose wisely

A banana is 105 calories. A vodka soda is 64 calories. Choose wisely

Worst enemies

Whiskey and beer are a man's worst enemies, but the man who runs away from his enemies is a coward

I drank eleventy two beers...

I drank eleventy two beers...