Success people keep moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit

When my arms can't reach people who are close to my heart, I always hug them with my prayers

They don't want to lose connectivity

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be

I promised you, I wouldn't let my secretary come between us...

Two ways to look at life

My goal is not to be better than anyone else, but to be better than I used to be

They don't want to lose connectivity

Where did you grow up ?

Making coke taste better since 1954

To all girls who die for a zero figure..

If a man says he wil fix it...

Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them

Success is never owned, it is rented and the rent is due everyday

I'm internally sanitized

Your 3 homes

Give him a paracetamol

Does it bother....

If it makes you happy, it doesn't have to make sense to others

Life has no limitations except the one you make

Budha was right, an attachment leads to buffering

Husband, the master of wife

When I see lovers names career into a tree....

Taps and holds one app

A praying mouse can never escape from preying eagle

I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical event

Finally they have muzzled the right species

I hate masks

Small consistent effort

If 2020 was toilet paper

You thought 2019 was bad?

Be like boobs... Socially distanced

You really not gonna win this one..

A blonde an a brunette

Airgasm... The pleasure feeling of air

You can only win when your mind is stronger than your emotions

There are 70 ways to keep a man happy

Necessity is the mother of invention

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony ?

I'm voting Republican because...

Money can't buy ha ha

Before you start anything, learn how to finish it

Is there a place in the world where everyone loves everyone?

My hands are consuming more alcohol than my mouth

You husband moved to room number 14

Why are you watching our wedding video backwards?

Judge nothing, you will be happy

If everything around you seems dark, look again you may be the light..

Arguing with woman is like reading the software license agreement