If at first you don't succeed, drink whisky

You will be amazed how little you care

Alcohol is just water with feelings in it.

No great story ever started with someone eating a salad

Whisky is the answer but I dont remember the question

 

Whisky is the answer but I dont remember the question

Alcohol

Alcohol is just water with feelings in it

#Alcohol quotes

The good thing about vodka.

Everything will be OK in the end

There is no bad whiskey

If you combine whiskey and dinner..

Alcoholic

An inspiration to call your ex

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy scotch that's the kind of same thing

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy scotch that's the kind of same thing

Connecting with friends

If someone drunk texts you...

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They are thinking of you when they can barely think straight

If I didn't drink, how would my friends know i loved them at 2 am ?

If I didn't drink, how would my friends know i loved them at 2 am

Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

Whisky is a brilliant invention. One double and you start feeling single again

Alcohol..because no great story ever started with someone eating salad