Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??? Just throw them
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: Dont know, havnt seen either
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract!