How to handle females through the ages:
8-U take her to bed & tell hera story.
18-U tell her a story & take her to bed.
28-U dont hv to tell her a story to take her to bed.
38-She tells u a story & takes u to bed
48-U tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58-U stay in bed to avoid her story.
68-Ifu take her to bed, that will be a story
78-Ifu take her to bed. thats the end of the story.!