Naughty Norbert


Little Norbert was kicked out of Maths class by his teacher.
Apparently, *"mouthwash"* wasn't the right answer for the question "what comes after 69?"  XXXXXXXXXXXXXX 





In a job interview with an international NGO fighting for equal rights . Norbert was asked how he views Lesbian relationships ? He was kicked out. Apparently *"In Full HD"*wasn't the right answer XXXXXXXXX





Teacher:- Complete the sentence. "If my cup is only half full.. Little Norbert :- *"Maybe you need a smaller Bra !!* Teacher:- GET OUT!!!  XXXXXXXXXXXXXX 





During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys? Little Norbert raised his hand and replied, *"That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."* The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?" Little Norbert countered by saying, *"That's because girls get boobs, and they are heavier than the guys' balls."* 
Seems logical to me also. I don't know why he was thrown out of the class again ........ !!  Poor Norbert!