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Wome fuck who they
want. Men fuck who they
can. Remember that. 

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past



You are not scared of dark, you are scared of what's in it


The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are


Never sacrifice who you are just because someone has a problem with it


Women are simple !

Good friends don't let you do stupid things alone


Sometimes you just have to die a little inside in order to be reborn and rise again as a strong and wiser version of you

If you dont like the road you are walking, start paving another one



A woman can argue for three straight hours, but two minutes into a blowjob her jaw starts to hurt

Funnybjquotes

We all die, The goal isn't to live forever. The goal is to create something that will


First computer

firstcomputerfunny


I think I promised to have 3 beers and be home by 10. I always get those two mixed up

Gettinghomelate

A woman has the last word in every arguments....

Funnywomenquotes
....anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try

Accomplishment

Someone else is happy with less than what you have

Someoneishappy

Normal is an illusion. Whatever normal for the spider is chaos for the fly

Knowing the truth, seeing the truth, but still believing the lies

  

Whatever or whoever makes you feel alive and free and grateful. Stay close

Celebrating anything without alcohol is like a blue film on a radio

I have a hard on