Be the reason someone smiles today

Birds born in cage think flying is an illness

Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Life is very short. Insecurity is a waste of time

Optimism, it is the best way to see life

I never faked my care to someone

People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change

Your call is important to us

Updating status

You are only a preposition

If you dont fight for what you want, dont cry for what you lose

Someone is going to get a good spanking

A mask on your chin is like putting a condom on your balls

This lockdown has made me realize I have hidden talents

How do you feel about sex?

Courage starts with showing up and letting ourselves be seen

In life, we never lose friends, we only learn who the true ones are

The funny thing is when you don't let people disrespect you, they start calling you difficult

Such a special year need a logo

The independence day we are all waiting for

We can be blind to the obvious and also blind to our own blindness

Your faith can move mountains

The official flag of 2020

I told not to watch those political speeches

My job is worst

I made you a cup of tea dear...

This is one of the greatest pleasure in life

Boarding a fight will look like entering ICU

J stands for...

No matter how bad you are...

I want to be religious

Oh that's my boss

The distance of 2 metres

A total 2020

Positive. The most negative word of 2020

We have to repeat everything

Are girls called chicks...

So you are single too

How come there is a hair in my soup?.

Never date a girl who can't respect your wife

Evolution

Once you have matured, you realize silence is more important than proving a point

Can't believe we stayed up and screamed happy new year for this mess