The Cat and the Sausage...

One day a little cat was walking through the park when she came across a pond.

She peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom
 of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.


So as the water wasn't that deep,
 She reached in with her little paw,
 and hooked the sausage out and ate it.

The next day the cat was walking through the park
again and she peered into the pond again
and saw there was another sausage
 but this time it was a normal sized one

So the cat reached in but . this time she had to put
 her whole arm into the pond.
The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.

 The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous Cumberland sausage
at the bottom of the pond.

 It looked so delicious,
but it was so huge
that She had to actually
 put her whole body into the pond to get the sausage.

She ate it and found it very tasty!

THE MORAL OF THE STORY
is
(you're gonna love this !)


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 The bigger the Sausage - the wetter the Pussy!