Skinny little white Irish man goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds per testicle, Turner Brown.”
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds per testicle, Turner Brown.”
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down, brings him to and says: “Are you OK, man?”
In a weak voice the little guy says, “Yeah, oi tink so, but what was it you said to me?”
The big dude says: “I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me ... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.”
The little Irishman says: “Turner Brown?? ....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said 'Turn around!’"
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