Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath remind yourself that you wouldn't look good in prison stripes and just smile at that dumbass and walkaway

Pretending to be a mature adult is so exhausting

Its the possibility that keeps me going, not the guarantee

Why men are awesome ?

Find her, protect her, spoil her, dance with her and never stop loving her or someone else will

Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people. When one leaves it hurts the other

A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success

Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you

I miss those days when you could just push someone into pool without worrying about their cell phone

Follow your heart but don't forget to take your mind with you

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

Home is where the bra is not

If your compassion doesn't include yourself, its is incomplete.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world, cause I have done it thousands of times

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls

Monday is the perfect day to correct last weeks mistakes

A different world cannot be built by indifferent people

If I had a flower for every time you made me smile and laugh, I'd have a garden to walk in forever

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity ; and I am not sure about the universe

I have learned that, its not what I have in my life but who I have in my life that counts.

Never take advantage of someone who likes you

I'm great in bed, I can sleep for days

Life has knocked me down a few times. It showed me things I never wanted to see. I experienced sadness and failures. But one thing for sure, I always get up.

Love is a verb. Without action it is merely a word

Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy

I don't have to agree with you to like you or respect you

I watched her dance beneath the spinning lights and suddenly there were no more words for me to write

Life is like a camera

Politicians should wear uniforms like race car drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors

Remember how far you have come, not just how far you have to go

I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms now and forever

Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go, just remember how far you have come . Remember everything you have faced, all the battles you have won and all the fears you have overcome

You don't lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends and you are better for it

Do you ever just look at somebody and wonder how they moan

My life is so much easier on the days when I remember that I cant control everything

There is no greater wealth in this world than the peace of mind

Success isn't just about what you accomplish in your life. Its about what you inspire others to do

Dont live the same year 75 times and call it a life

If you tell the truth, it becomes a part of your past. If you tell a lie, it becomes a part of your future

Born to party, forced to work

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9.30pm

And those who were seen dancing were though to be insane by those who couldn't hear the music

Don't cry over spilled milk. It could have been beer

Required fresh haters. The old ones have started to like me

I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So i'm not an alcoholic, I'm spiritual

Friends fight for you, respect you, include you, encourage you, need you, deserve you, stand by you

Positive thinking

Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time

Resentment always hurts you more than it does the person you resent

When a group of best friends meet, the humor is higher than any comedy show