What's the difference between girlfriend and TV? (Dirty joke)
What's the difference between girlfriend and TV?
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Joe and his boss
Joe was a house-keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. ...
My girlfriend's sister
My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to
get married.
Blind date (Dirty joke)
A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW.
The girl comments, _*"This car is Big!"*_
The girl comments, _*"This car is Big!"*_
The Cat and the Sausage...
One day a little cat was walking through the park when she came across a pond.
She peered into the pond and noticed that at the bottom
of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage.
So as the water wasn't that deep,
She reached in with her little paw,
and hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat was walking through the park
again and she peered into the pond again
and saw there was another sausage
but this time it was a normal sized one
So the cat reached in but . this time she had to put
her whole arm into the pond.
The cat hooked the sausage out and ate it.
The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous Cumberland sausage
at the bottom of the pond.
It looked so delicious,
but it was so huge
that She had to actually
put her whole body into the pond to get the sausage.
She ate it and found it very tasty!
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
is
(you're gonna love this !)
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The bigger the Sausage - the wetter the Pussy!
A nun and a priest
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
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