A Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a large BMW.
The girl comments, _*"This car is Big!"*_
He replies, _*"Ah ma sista, everyting in Nigeria is big!"*_
They get to a restaurant for dinner, to which she says, _*"this place is huge!"*_
He replies, _*"I olready tod you ma sista, everything in Nigeria is big!"*_
Later they head to his mansion....
_*"Wow"*_, she says, _*"your house is massive!"*_
_*"Yes ma sista I olready tod you everyting in Nigeria is big !!"*_
They get into foreplay, when she
comments,
_*"umm your thing is gigantic!"*
He chuckles and says,
_*"ahhhh ma sista I olready tod you everyting in Nigeria is big!"*_
And as he enters her, he pauses for a moment, _
*"...mmmmm ma sista are you also from Nigeria?"*_