Common sense is not a gift...

If a man expects a woman to be an angel.

We don't see things as they are

Support intelligence... Sleep with an atheist

You are the artist of your life

Spend some time

Spend some time with your elders. Not everything is found on Google

The more you love your decisions .

A friend is someone...

If you love somebody...

Invitation

Life is as kind as the people you fill it with..

Your perception of me is a refection of you

If a friendship lasts

If there's even a slight chance

Finding your passion

A good teacher

I can't teach anybody anything

Good sense of humor

When you can't control what's happening

Train your mind

You have to train your mind to be stronger than your emotions or else you will lose yourself everytime

Eat the cake

Nobody is going to stand up at your funeral and say, ''She had a really tidy house and a thin waist''. The dishes can wait, eat the cake

You deserve to be happy

You are never too old

You are never too old to reinvent yourself

Refillable

People who wonder if the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable

Masturbation

Masturbation is easy. Choosing the video is hard part

Bones are for dogs

The best things in life

The best things in life either make you fat, drink or pregnant

Be humble

Don't ruin a good day

Happiness is a state of mind

When the why is clear, the how is easy

Definition of stupid

Killing them with kindness...

I'm getting too old to try to impress people