At the end of the day you will not remember the person with the most beautiful face but you will remember the person with the most beautiful heart and soul

Create happiness if you can't find it

Alcohol or drugs ?

"Dear ladies, there are 2 types of husbands."

Type1 : Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, who always listens, loves shopping, has his credit card ready for u at the drop of a hat, appreciates everything u do & ready to sacrifice his life for u.

There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you.

Never give up on a dream

They want your underwear

The Eagles were right. We are all just prisoners here, of our own device !

No one is too busy in this world. We all have the same 24 hours. It's al about priorities.

Happiness is not about getting all you want..

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to what happens to you

Life has knocked me down a few times.

A journey through pyramids

Shopping patterns

Friend and best friend

When a woman says what?

WHEN A WOMAN SAYS "WHAT?", ITS NOT BECAUSE 

What is your favorite place?

Men are happy creatures always..... because...

Their last names stays put.
They can wear a white shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most

Logic

Over speeding..

Judge: "What is the poof that You were not overspeeding"?

"Please sign off your computer''

Sometimes you don't realize the weight of something you have been carrying

Behind every girl's selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical photos that just didn't cut it

Viagra..

Fetch fetch fetch....

I will kill you if you beg in my area

No great story ever started with someone eating a salad

Erotica and mystery

Communist until you get rich..

Never forget the hands that raised you

Freestyle mood swing marathon

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

Love

I only drink a little, but when I do...

Am I the only one ?

I'm not unlucky at love..I'm just extremely good at being single

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

I may not be the most important person in your life..

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Silence is argument carried out by other means

A satisfied life.

A satisfied life is

better than a successful

life. Because our success

is measured by others,

but ou satisfaction is

measured by our own

soul, mind, and heart.

Anything you say will be taken down...

Sweetie, do you want to go to the gym with me?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream

Steady.... Steady..

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us...

"Come on Harry.. Harder..."

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet..    But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Remember how far you've come.

Don't let anyone's negativity ruin your day

When your inner and outer energies radiate in harmony, you are blessed and spiritually magnetic

A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well

No one guessed Bangkok !

Your mind is a powerful thing.

How to handle females

"Stiff in the back? Well, it's never in the front"

Danger.. Men at work

It they miss you...