At the end of the day you will not remember the person with the most beautiful face but you will remember the person with the most beautiful heart and soul

Vision

Create happiness if you can't find it

Alcohol or drugs ?

"Dear ladies, there are 2 types of husbands."

Type1 : Calm, handsome, responsible, understanding, caring, loving, who always listens, loves shopping, has his credit card ready for u at the drop of a hat, appreciates everything u do & ready to sacrifice his life for u.

There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you.

"It takes more than a little poke to offend me"

I'll do the fuckin’ dishes!! (Dirty joke)

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.

Never give up on a dream

They want your underwear

The Eagles were right. We are all just prisoners here, of our own device !

No one is too busy in this world. We all have the same 24 hours. It's al about priorities.

Happiness is not about getting all you want..

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to what happens to you

And she tells at me for sucking my thumb !

Life has knocked me down a few times.

A journey through pyramids

Shopping patterns

Friend and best friend

When a woman says what?

WHEN A WOMAN SAYS "WHAT?", ITS NOT BECAUSE 

What is your favorite place?

Men are happy creatures always..... because...

Their last names stays put.
They can wear a white shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most

How come that little window always disappears....

I'm going to pray like mom.

It's our new option for the modern busy career women

Logic

Over speeding..

Judge: "What is the poof that You were not overspeeding"?

"Please sign off your computer''

Sometimes you don't realize the weight of something you have been carrying

Behind every girl's selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical photos that just didn't cut it

Viagra..

Fetch fetch fetch....

I will kill you if you beg in my area

No great story ever started with someone eating a salad

Erotica and mystery

Communist until you get rich..

Never forget the hands that raised you

Freestyle mood swing marathon

Frightened nuns

Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

Love

I only drink a little, but when I do...

Am I the only one ?

I'm not unlucky at love..I'm just extremely good at being single

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?

Bullseye

I may not be the most important person in your life..

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Silence is argument carried out by other means

A satisfied life.

A satisfied life is

better than a successful

life. Because our success

is measured by others,

but ou satisfaction is

measured by our own

soul, mind, and heart.

Both very tender sir, and no bone in them

Anything you say will be taken down...

Sweetie, do you want to go to the gym with me?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream another dream

Just do it

Steady.... Steady..

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us...

"Come on Harry.. Harder..."