The best part about life

Every morning you have a new opportunity to become a happier version of yourself

Move on

Head up, stay strong. Fake a smile, move on

Nobody dies a Virgin

Back in my day a selfie was something

Being alone is so addicting once you notice how peaceful it is

Add life to your years

Always find a reason to laughing. It may not add years to your life, but it will suresh add life to your years

Be kind always

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind always

A place where people love everyone no matter their race, color, religion or sexuality

Friends are like orgasms. Nobody wants a fake one

Can you please have a talk with your son ?

Satan

Because without a scapegoat you might have to take personal responsibility for your own actions

It's my wife....!