A world without men....

If there is a god, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan

 

If there is a god, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan

We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly by embracing one another

We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only fly by embracing one another

Atheist

Communist until you get rich
Feminist until you get married
Atheist until the airplane starts falling

A great future doesnt require a great past

It is easier to build strong childrent than to repair broken men.

It is easier to build strong childrent than to repair broken men.

The fears we dont face become our limits

Its not in the pursuit of happiness that we find fulfillment, it is in the happiness of pursuit

Its not in the pursuit of happiness that we find fulfillment, it is in the happiness of pursuit

Perfect child and perfect wife

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.  There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it !

Shortest horror story ever : Unable to connect to the internet

Shortest horror story ever : Unable to connect to the internet

A man is not old until regrets takes the place of dreams

A man is not old until regrets takes the place of dreams

I wrote a book that explains the whole universe

 

I herded goats my whole life, So I wrote a book that explains the whole universe

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours,365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours,365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love

Being alone

 

Before I used to be afraid of being alone. Now Im afraid of having the wrong people as company

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, its a beautiful day

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, its a beautiful day

I'm not unlucky at love..I'm just extremely good at being single

I'm not unlucky at love..I'm just extremely good at being single

Future

 

Just because the past didnt turn out like you wanted it to, doesnt mean your future cant be better than you have ever imagined

Definition of Study

The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby

I cant teach anybody anything, I can only make them think

 

I cant teach anybody anything, I can only make them think

Behind every girl's selfie, is approximately 47 nearly identical photos that just didn't cut it

Behind every girl's selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical photos that just didn't cut it

Askhole: A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them

Be careful when you blindly following the masses, sometimes the M is silent

Be careful when you blindly following the masses, sometimes the M is silent

Lions dont lose sleep over the opinions of sheep

Lions dont lose sleep over the opinions of sheep

Happiness is not having to set your alarm clock for the next day

Happiness is not having to set your alarm clock for the next day

Difference between the government and organized crime

Difference between the government and organized crime One is organized

College !

Come on, lets love each girl equally

When you feel like quitting, think of why you started

 

When you feel like quitting, think of why you started

Smile

If you dont start out the day with a smile, its not too late to start practicing for tomorrow

Tears dont come when you miss a person but they come when you dont want to miss a person

Tears dont come when you miss a person but they come when you dont want to miss a person

Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you

Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you

Stop trying to make everybody happy. You are not chocolate

 

Stop trying to make everybody happy. You are not chocolate

Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is tell someone to f*** off

Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is tell someone to f*** off

Im close to very few people, but those few people mean everything to me

Im close to very few people, but those few people mean everything to me

We need to talk

We need to talk:  The one sentence that has the power to make you remember every single bad thing you did in your whole life

There are solutions even to the hardest problems

There are solutions even to the hardest problems

Dont worry about being perfect. Just be honest

Dont worry about being perfect. Just be honest

Never be a prisoner of your past

Never be a prisoner of your past, it was just a lesson not a life sentence

While Im alive

Dont come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show how much you care about now..while Im alive

Before you assume...

Before you assume, learn the facts. Before you judge, understand why. Before you hurt someone, feel. Before you speak, think

Life is not about people who act true to your face. Its about people who remain true behind your back

Life is not about people who act true to your face. Its about people who remain true behind your back

Climb that goddamn mountain

Because in the end, you wont remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain

The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea

The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea

You spend rest of your life defending something you didnt even choose

5 minutes after your birth, they decide your name, nationality, religion and sect, and you spend rest of your life defending something you didnt even choose

Life is weird

Life is weird. You can go from being strangers, to being friends, to being more than friends to being practically starangers again

The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth

The most dangerous liars are those who think they are telling the truth

If you had this ball, Your childhood was awesome

If you had this ball, Your childhood was awesome

Fool and wise

Fools take a knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord and free themselves from the fools

Trademark

 

Your smile is your logo, Your personality is your business card, How you leave others feeling after having an experience with you is your trademark 

Accepting you..

 

You dont need someone to complete you. you only need someone to accept you completely 

Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you; correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.

 

Do not correct a fool, or he will hate you; correct a wise man and he will appreciate you.